Saturday, November 3, 2007
The Junk Food Junkie
Average age eleven. The older ones are probably retards. Who else could put up with a marketing gimmick like Ronald McDonald? Or that Colonel Santa jolly-grandpa figure? I've got nothing against hamburgers or fried chicken - but all that star-spangled hype is pretty hard to swallow. Some are making piles while the rest of us get piles. These Modern Marketing Methods: 5% product and 95% image and packaging. No wonder everything turns into Junk. Okay, call me an old stick-in-the-mud. It's bad enough in the West but must the whole world be converted into a Junk Yard? I'd rather be an Antique. Well, folks... Have A Nice Millennium!